Saturday, February 24, 2007

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Candidates unveil their programs

past few weeks that some bloggers ask me to comment on the programs of candidates for election presidential, and here I'm going to start to deliver the programs of the candidates who are going to unveil and today we'll see up close the programs of two candidates: ould ould salihy and jiyid. But I warn you, it is far from the favorite candidates, as you will see that there are candidates who ridicule by presenting himself and the Mauritanian people to lodge complaints against them for making fun of his intelligence by proposing unrealistic programs see just ridiculous!.


Ould Salih: Agent-007
Why agent 007, for two reasons, first is simply a logo that is figure 7, for the simple reason that the number of application bore the number 7. The second reason for his nickname is its 007 program, you'll see how this candidate is just ridiculous, he does not care about our face and shows us that any zig ignorant can claim to be president of my country, the biggest item prestigious of the nation.

First the guy shows up on television, dressed casual but chic, except he forgot his tie (maybe the one who spent his costume was no tie). Cons by choosing the background was désatreux, the guy had a bad taste for color, but This is a detail.

The candidate's program is very ambitious and is based on several resolutions socialist, communist, Islamist extreme right and left at the same time (I do not know what ideology he advocates this guy lol). So, I am amused to assess the cost of the candidate's promises and we see the capacity of public expenditure to meet them.

- The free health care for everyone : I totally agree with you buddy, because I think it is possible.

- The free education : but I inform you that this is already happening buddy!

- Exonoration commodity : a nice idea.

- Creation of a complaint to the presidency of the republic , this direction will be responsible for delivering citizen complaints to the Head of State: but my friend again later you say you will strengthen justice and make sovereign, so in this case, no need for this direction of complaints, she n'interfert not with thy sovereign justice?! an unnecessary expense

- Nationality Mauritania will be impossible to obtain foreign because he said agmalhoum i7ijou e3la ker3ayhoum min yejoubrou nation bed (which means: it would be easier for them to go to Mecca on foot than having Mauritanian nationality).

- A presidential decree will limit the dowry for marriage at 40 000 UM and he said in the same breath that income from oil and fisheries will be used to help young people get married, but this measure will LOTS of unemployed citizens (and Sidi Ould Isselmou soued'amar entouma vem lol), several hundred million will be dependent on the state, but that the state will force them not to divorce and divorce, is that the state finances the following things ... watch this lol

- The gazrats will all be formalized and lands granted to Gazzara, with honors (Assane, water, electricity), not to forget that our candidate is Gazzar, he ridiculed in us saying he will create a Secretariat of State for gazrat order to settle this problem, so if you became president, I propose to appoint Mohamed Ould Cheikhna, with a salary of 700,000 MU / month and an official car with the operating costs of office (ould Marwani enta vem lol), it will cost to 100 million per year.

- Subsidize fuel and put a tram up a nouakchott , but he knows whereof he speaks or that guy, he want us to introduce a tram, while there is still no what to eat and how much is the tram, certainly two or three billion UM for one line.

- The smig will be 100 000 UM / month with the abolition of all taxes on income (and other STIs), he said: we are a rich country, then we can afford that luxury, which will cost the state a few billion more.

- All employees of the state contract will be recruited in a definitive way , which means that all employees will be recruited fictitious in good and due form, which will cost billions more.

- All marabouts that teach the Koran will be paid by the state : I imagine that our president is going to create a secretariat of state to address this complicated task (recencer all teachers All racoins Mauritania!).

- pension premiums would be revised upward to 50,000 MU / month , I j'appuis completely and I think it's very little for retirees.

- All students will automatically baccaleauréts holders of income of 30 000 MU / month , which will cost 30 million more every year (300 million after ten years), but those already had their bin will not have access to this assistance?!

- All high school students have a scholarship state of 20 000UM/mois , which will cost the state $ 3 or $ 4 billion a year !!!!!!!

- To encourage breeding, ''halal''every child will have a bonus of 3000 MU / month , but I'll ask: is it the fault of the child to be halal or haram?!

- The head of state will no longer be the Chairman of the Supreme Judicial and this in the sense of making an independent judiciary, but this guy does not understand encorele role of head of state !


And here we reach the question that everyone will be asking: where to find money for all this . And though our candidate simplistic begins by telling us that he studied in French universities and knows there is or our billions abroad. He will bring them home to be able to finance his election platform.
Money, says there is money fish, iron petroleum, and to facilitate the task, our currency will be convertible (for once lol magic ).

Another source income will be found by our candidate, he says he will impose LOTS of tax (yasser says he does) on cigarettes, oil and fish and airspace will be very expensive to Mauritania cross because every plane that passes through our area will contribute to the marriage of youth and the salaries of Children''halal''. As

I am an enemy of immigration, said the candidate with baucoup pride!, card charges will stay very exorbitant to discourage future foreign home. They will undergo medical tests before entering our territory, because our country is very rich.

So do the math and you'll see how that candidate is a comedy that mocks us.

In summary, this candidate shows how the function of president is ridiculed and ignored without looking like the zig Viennet cost us huge sums in election materials and munitions of propaganda on radio and television for a good harvest 0.01%. This kind of guy will be on undergraduate by the Mauritanian people, because it mocks us.

jiyid Ould: man generous
Ould jiyid is represented again for the nth time, always the same mustache and marriage of every color possible, it seems that his meter is stuck on the 70s, with long hair.

One grane promise has been proposed by the candidate, it is neither more nor less than build 200 000 houses for civil servants of the state and hold on, ould have jiyid contruire of house 3 or 4 bedrooms with cost of 2 and 3 million UM home !!!!!!! but whether he smoked or que'il good dude is crazy.

But we think we're crazy ould like jiyid and do the math with him

If each house costing $ 3 million, then to 200 000 houses, we will have 600 unlock billions of UM and more cache and our president confirms it will build all its homes within two years after his election.
Two small promises were poposées by canines: all professors and teachers will have cars from the state (laccord Kyoto enta vem lol) and the minimum wage to be 73 000 MU / Month, anise that rehaussment premium pension.
Before concluding, ould jiyid warned all candidates not to steal his ideas. But it is as if the next president will declare the construction of 200,000 new housing units and ould jiyid will scream that it was his idea, is simply stupid! We

the budget of Mauritania is around 100 billion !!!!!

programs of the candidates show us how the poor mauritania is invaded by a political mess. We'll have to do something, we must not only vermin like this would dare think that one second to become president with these ridiculous ideas.

Mseikina Mauritania, Ould jiyid between, 007 and sidioca, we will only pray for our future.
Another focus:
Several reporochent me that I never talked about this or that candidate or that minister, I ask that you begin by searching the blog. It's easy on the homepage of the blog and in the upper left is a search space, just put a name and click on search this blog das trouverz you everything I have already written on that person.
Is that clear?

Till next time.

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